No Rompy v. Pompey #
Ian Symes - October 20, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
Well, that was a poor game. Us and Pompey are at about the same level at the moment – let’s not forget that if they hadn’t have given up on the league as soon as they got to Wembley last season, they’d probably have finished above us. Pretty soon, they’ll go into decline and we’ll continue to improve, but at the moment we should look at it as progress against a side we haven’t beaten at home since O’Leary’s days, and an improvement on last season’s result.
But I’m not happy with the performance in a game that was there for the taking. Here’s why.
Comments (2) | tags: carlos cuellar, england, gabriel agbonlahor, gareth barry, harry redknapp, james milner, martin o'neill, portsmouth, premier league
WBA QPR 3RD WTF? #
Ian Symes - September 28, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
This schedule of seven games in four days, or whatever it is, isn’t just tough on the players – it’s tough on the fledgling fan blogs too. It’s only been a little over a week since our last update, but we’ve got three games to cover. Two of which were very good, and one of which was very bad. Read on, McDuff.
Comments (1) | tags: ashley young, chelsea, gabriel agbonlahor, gareth barry, john carew, league cup, litex lovech, marlon harewood, martin laursen, martin o'neill, nigel reo-coker, premier league, queens park rangers, sunderland, uefa cup, west bromwich albion
A steaming pile of Hotspur #
Ian Symes - September 17, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
Oh hai. Yeah, we sort of missed the boat with the Liverpool match report. In short: the best opportunity we’ve had of beating them for ages, sod’s law that our firepower goes missing just as our defence starts to gel, but we’d have been happy with a draw before the game.
Moving on to the Spurs match, this was our finest performance of the season by far. OK, Spurs were hilariously shit (and it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving team), but we’ve got to take the credit for an excellent team performance. Gareth Barry is no doubt back to his best, and the likes of Shorey, L. Young and Friedel are most definitely big parts of the team after that game. In the end, the 2-1 scoreline is a bit of a disappointment, considering we could have had four before half-time, but after last season’s corresponding fixture, I’ll take that. And being fourth in the league? I’ll take that too.
The only real downside was John Carew Carew picking up a knock, especially considering the attack is the only area of the pitch where we don’t have adequate cover. And I think Marlon Harewood’s miss late on against Spurs proves that he doesn’t count as “adequate cover”. Hopefully, he’ll only miss the Litex Lovech game – Spurs kicked off a ludicrous run of 7 games in 21 days, and we can’t go through that many games without our talisman.
Speaking of the Litex Lovech game, how annoying that the kick-off is at 3:20 on a Thursday afternoon? Stupid Bulgarians.
Comments (2) | tags: brad friedel, gareth barry, john carew, litex lovech, liverpool, luke young, marlon harewood, nicky shorey, premier league, tottenham hotspur, uefa cup
Why, why, why? #
Ian Symes - August 25, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Well, that was depressingly predictable. I had a nasty feeling about the game all day, but I still thought we’d get through it. It was never going to be easy playing a newly-promoted side on their first home game in the top flight for three thousand years, or whatever it was. We could moan about the penalty appeal we had turned down, minutes before they had a dubious one given. We could complain that the winning goal was scored in the fourth minute of injury time. But the simple fact is: we weren’t good enough. We weren’t good enough to beat Stoke.
The main reason for this is our defence. Now, we should not be conceding three goals against Stoke City, no matter what the circumstances. The problem isn’t the quality of the players we have; it’s the quality of the players we’re missing. Even out on the right, Olof Mellberg was a huge influence on the team, and it’s only now that we realise how great he was for seven years. And didn’t I tell you we’d miss Freddy Bouma? It’s not that Shorey and Young are worse players than those two (although, they are) – it’s just that we’ve lost two big, strong defensive titans, and we don’t know what to do without them. This is a time where we’d expect to turn to Martin Laursen – our new skipper and one of our best players last time round – for that defensive stability and confidence, but even he is looking unsure and making daft mistakes. It all needs time to gel, and we need to be patient… but if our defence is being given the runaround by Ricardo Fuller, how are they going to cope with Fernando Torres next week?
Having said that, what a fantastic goal by Fuller for their second. Reminiscent of Bergkamp against Newcastle, only, you know, by a Stoke player. But what the pissing hell was Gareth Barry playing at in the build-up? Is he deliberately trying to lower his value? I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt for now, but anything less than a full-hearted performance against Liverpool, and I will not be happy…
At the moment, we’re in a frustrating scenario. We have one of the best attacks in the country. There’s no doubt about that. Carew, Gabby, Young and Barry – with the likes of Harewood, Sidwell and Petrov backing them up – would scare the shit out of most defences in the league, and we really can’t complain with six goals in our opening two league games. But the defence is letting them down at the moment. Scoring two goals away at Stoke should have made whatever they did irrelevant. But as it stands, we shit ourselves every time the ball comes anywhere near our box. It’s a confidence thing – those five players (the back four and keeper) are more than capable of keeping teams at bay. But if they’re not sure, then we’re going to concede goals. Five goals conceded against Man City and Stoke? Hardly the sort of stat that suggests we’re going to break into the top four, is it?
But still. It’s the UEFA Cup second leg on Thursday, which should be interesting. Hard to tell whether Martin will rest some of the attacking players and give some of the kids a chance, but he should definitely play a first choice defence. The more games they play together, the more confidence they’ll get. And without that confidence, we’re going nowhere.
Comments (1) | tags: fh hafnarfjardar, gareth barry, liverpool, luke young, martin laursen, nicky shorey, olof mellberg, premier league, stoke city, uefa cup, wilfred bouma
Just 37 matches to go… #
Ian Symes - August 18, 2008 @ 11:28 am
Well, we’re second in the table, currently sitting in a Champions League position, we’ve got the joint-highest scoring record in the league, and the the Premier League’s top scorer is a Villa player – and an Englishman to boot. Add to this the fact that we’re unbeaten in all competitions and still in all three cups, and I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d quite like the season to end now.
We were bloody great at times yesterday. In the first half, we’d have scored three or four if it wasn’t for slightly shoddy finishing. But we were unstoppable going forward in the second half, particularly that marvellous twenty minutes or so. Ashley Young was bloody great – a perfect response to the likes of Theo Wallchart and Emile Heskey being picked ahead of him for the England squad. And if that’s the sort of performance Gareth Barry puts in when he’s unsettled and unhappy, then let him be unsettled and unhappy!
Gabby was also stupidly left out of the England squad, but proved himself superbly with that hat-trick – the second quickest hat-trick in Premier League history, don’t you know. The best thing about it is that it was a perfect hat-trick; the first was scored with the right foot, the second was a header and the third was a left footer. They were all great goals too. Can we put the misconception that we can only score from set pieces to bed now please?
It’s a shame we conceded the second goal – it took the shine off things a bit, and it made the game look closer than it was. The penalty was never a penalty, but the second goal came after a period of sloppy, unsure defending. It’s something we need to work on after last season’s poor record, but bear in mind that of our four defenders and goalkeeper, three of them were making their league debuts and one of them has just come back from a massive injury. It’ll get better with time, plus we’ve got Cuellar still to come in. If we can sort that defence out, we really could do something good this year…
We didn’t have time to cover the Hafnarfjardar game before the City one, but… well, job done, really. We can relax at home now, and maybe try a couple of kids out. The most interesting thing to come out of it was undoubtedly Gareth Barry playing, thus cup-tying himself until February. An interesting move, and one that apparently Barry was happy to make. I’m not going to say anything else about Barry’s future until 1st September, other than that he’s proved in the last two games just how much we’ll miss him if he does go.
Jesus, how perfect is it that we’re playing Liverpool on transfer deadline day? That is going to be very interesting…
Comments (1) | tags: ashley young, carlos cuellar, england, fh hafnarfjardar, gabriel agbonlahor, gareth barry, liverpool, manchester city, premier league, uefa cup
Richard Scudamore Is A Fucking Idiot #
Ian Symes - August 4, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
More on the latest Barry developments soon, obviously. After last week’s rather-embarrassing-in-retrospect gloating, I’m a little reluctant to say anything until things are confirmed. In the meantime, here’s the latest verbal ejaculation from the Premier League’s twat-in-chief Richard Scuadmore.
Following the widespread derision and condemnation of his 39th Game idea, he’s now proposing that the Premier League holds a winter break in January, and fills the time with a series of five mini-tournaments in Asia, Africa, America and Australia. Now, the concept of introducing a continental-style winter break is an interesting one – there’s clearly advantages and disadvantages, and it’s an idea that deserves serious consideration. But, I don’t know about you, but the entire point of any possible winter break is to give the players, you know, a break. Forcing them to play in pointless tournaments on the other side of the world (quite possibly in hot climates too) is not going to do the trick. Especially considering that the clubs will only get their share of the cash if they field a full-strength team throughout. Why not bring back the Zenith Data Systems Cup while you’re at it?
The Premier League is FINE. It makes a shitload of money already. Leave it alone, you twat, before it falls off.
Still, this is quite funny. Robbie Savage is officially not good enough to play for Derby. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Or rather: oh, how the rubbish have become slightly more rubbish.
Comments (1) | tags: gareth barry, richard scudamore, robbie savage, winter break
And he’ll never work for them! #
Ian Symes - July 30, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
HE’LL NEEEEEEVER WORK FOR THEM!
While the statement as it stands at the moment sounds a bit clinical and technical, this is absolutely fantastic, incredible, wonderful BRILLIANT news. Villa obviously wouldn’t put a statement like that out if Barry wasn’t happy to stay, for now at least. And we know we can trust him to give it a hundred per cent and play like a professional in the coming season, both as a player and as our captain. And after being resigned to losing him for so long, it feels like we’ve signed a new player. With Barry back in contention, I am now supremely confident about next season. Fuck it, I’m gonna say it – with Barry in the team, he won’t need to move in order to play Champions League football.
This is just so perfect. The only thing that’s made this sweeter, is the fact that the statement was made just a few hours after this Daily Mail report. The Daily Mail wrong and full of lies? Who’d have thought it?
EDIT: Unsurprisingly, that Daily Mail link has since been changed. Historical revisionism from a right-wing, Nazi-sympathising publication? Who’d have thought it? Good job someone took a screen grab, then.
Comments (1) | tags: gareth barry, liverpool
It’s Your Round-Up, My Lord – 27/07/08 #
Ian Symes - July 27, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
It’s been a long time. There’s been some actual news. We’ve been lazy. So here’s the first of a hopefully-not-too-regular feature, It’s Your Round-Up, My Lord. We’ve got Intertoto Cup action to look back on, a cup draw to look forward to, some signings to cheer us up and an injury to depress us. Oh, and that Gareth Barry chap.
Comments (2) | tags: brad friedel, brad guzan, gareth barry, intertoto cup, Odense, steve sidwell, uefa cup, wilfred bouma
Intertoto Latest #
Ian Symes - June 30, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
Yes yes yes, Spain have won Euro 2008, very good. But yesterday’s big game came in the Intertoto Cup First Round clash between TPS Turku of Finland and Northern Ireland’s Lisburn Distillery. Turku won the game 3-1 and the tie 6-3 on aggregate. This is a shame, as we wanted to play Distillery for the MO’N link. Now, Turku go on to face Denmark’s Odense in the Second Round, with the winner of that going on to play us in just three weeks’ time.
Oh, and if you’re wondering why we’re talking about this instead of the Villa-related news that people are actually talking about, then… well, it’s too depressing. We’ll have a full post-mortem when he’s gone, but for now we’re going to hide under our desks and stick our fingers in our ears.
Comments (0) | tags: gareth barry, intertoto cup, Lisburn Distillery, Odense, Turku
Barry’s agent says he wants out #
Ian Symes - June 10, 2008 @ 9:59 am
I’m trying to keep an open mind until I see it reported by a more reliable source – and indeed until Barry says something himself – but this doesn’t look good. I could cry.